Whistling Gophers

Dennis, a local gun dealer, asked me if we had seen any of those "whistling gophers." I said I wasn't sure. He said, "Oh I'm sure you have—I had one in here just about an hour ago," and he asked me, "What does gold Go-For?" and when I told him the price he let out a long "Pheeeww, Pheeew," a real loud gopher's whistle." I said,  "Oh yeah, we've got 'em."

-- Marie